I was never one for comics (graphic novels, my ass). Was too busy being a kid playing outside and developing social skills. Ergo, this week's Comics Issue represents the only one with which I have less to do than that one about self-castration. So in a desperate attempt to assimilate, I humbly submit comedic stylings from the 1994 University of Delaware Review's April Fools issue. I hope you'll agree that Marmaduke ain't got shit on these, yo.
