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Browse This Issue: December 17th, 2009

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Agenda Lead:
Born Again
After four years in hibernation, Big Mess Cabaret awakes.
by A.D. Amorosi
Being on hiatus has also allowed BMC to raid the icebox for oldies-but-goodies: Als Dinosaurier will feature "Black Sabbath" from Ozzy, a Led Zep samba and carols like "O Come, O Come Emmanuel," featuring a musical saw, bass clarinets and a sword-swallower.

Icepack
Amorosi on the news, nightlife, gossip and bitchiness beats.
by A.D. Amorosi
Bonus Web Content
You may sit before menorahs and under mangers, but I know you. You hate that there's decent things happening to local yokels and not to you.

Queer Bait
Josh Middleton on the LGBTQ scene
by Josh Middleton
2010 Butch Bear Calendar's Cover Boy Dru Bruin | A Very Brittany Christmas | Queers on the Avenue

Agenda Picks:
Punk Rock Flea Market
Sat.-Sun., Dec. 19-20, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., $3 entry donation, Starlight Ballroom, 460 N. Ninth St., 215-821-7575, r5productions.com.
by Julia West
Browse though gorgeous screen-printed posters by Largemammal, killer vintage from Philly AIDS Thrift and Night Owl, and prints from Space 1026's Andrew Jeffrey Wright.

Craig Robinson
Fri.-Sat., Dec. 18-19, 8 and 10:30 p.m., $30-$35, Helium Comedy Club, 2031 Sansom St., 215-496-9001, heliumcomedy.com.
by Scott Yorko
Craig Robinson often plays a rude, easily offended, sarcastic guy who's disappointed in everyone.

Shogun Assassin
Fri., Dec. 18, 8 p.m., $10, with Seven Blows of the Dragon, Ibrahim Theater at International House, 3701 Chestnut St., 215-387-5125, ihousephilly.org.
by Molly Eichel
When the shogun sends warriors to off his head-chopper but kills his wife instead, our titular hero goes on a faux-blood-filled vengeance spree, taking his young son along for the ride.

Third Annual Dirty Diamond Vagina Jam
Fri., Dec. 18, 8 p.m., $10, with Bong Hits for Jesus and Action Park, Khyber, 56 S. Second St., 215-238-5888, thekhyber.com.
by Julia West
Despite its name, Dirty Diamond's annual Vagina Jam was never too popular with the ladies — until he began handing out free vibrators.

Dave Sommers Cancer Benefit Show
Fri., Dec. 18, 8 p.m.-1:30 a.m., $10, M Room, 15 W. Girard Ave., 215-739-5577, themanhattanroom.com.
by Lauren Seibert
To help pay for Dave Sommer's medical bills — roughly the size of Lake Ontario — his bandmates have rallied together local artists and musicians for a benefit show.

MUSIC . Picks
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Thu., Dec. 17, 8 p.m., free, Rotunda, 4014 Walnut St., arsnovaworkshop.com.
by Shaun Brady
It may sound like a limited palette, but the music on cellist Daniel Levin's Fuhuffah is remarkably varied, juggling sounds, textures and approaches that don't allow for the suggestion of monotony.
Thu., Dec. 17, 8 p.m., $10, with Mike Bones and Xylos, Kung Fu Necktie, 1250 N. Front St., 215-291-4919, kungfunecktie.com.
by Brian Howard
I'm just gonna fess up here: I heard Lissy Trullie's jangle-poppy cover of Hot Chip's "Ready for the Floor" and thought it was a band with a guy singer.
Sun., Dec. 20, 6 p.m., $10, with Mirrors & Wires, The Barbary, 951 N. Frankford Ave., r5productions.com.
by John Vettese
Their forthcoming project, Guignol & Mischief Brew Fight Dirty, is a true meeting of the wanderlusting minds: Brew and Guignol functioning as a single band with Petersen and Nicolay swapping songwriting duties.
TubaChristmas, Sat., Dec. 19, noon, free, Kimmel Center, 300 S. Broad St., 215-893-1999, kimmelcenter.org; Piffaro: Christmas in Renaissance Spain, Fri., Dec. 18, 8 p.m., Presbyterian Church of Chestnut Hill, 8855 Germantown Ave., and Sat., Dec. 19, 8 p.m., St. Mark's Church, 1625 Locust St., $4-$35, 215-235-8469, piffaro.com.
by Peter Burwasser
Nothing wrong with annual Messiah performances, candlelight choral processions or carol sing-alongs.
Thu., Dec. 17, 9 p.m., $8, with Second Ward, Pots & Pans and Danger O's, Khyber, 56 S. Second St., 215-238-5888, thekhyber.com.
by A.D. Amorosi
Before anyone could name-check them, Bethlehem's Weston made punk like the Pixies with a warm, eerie vibe mixed in with its thrashing rhythms and paranoid lyrical sensibilities.
ARTS . Picks
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Through Dec. 20, $24-$27, Black Box at the Prince Music Theater, 1412 Chestnut St., 267-987-9865, 11thhourtheatrecompany.org.
by Mark Cofta
Less cartoonish and more nasty than most versions, director Megan Nicole O'Brien's production features fresh takes on carnivorous plant Audrey II.
Sat., Dec. 19, 5:30 p.m., free, Giovanni's Room, 345 S. 12th St., 215-923-2960, giovannisroom.com.
by Josh Middleton
Nearly 15 years ago, feisty talk show host Jane Velez-Mitchell put her addiction to alcohol on lockdown, and now she's ready to reveal the gritty details.
Sat., Dec. 19, 8 p.m., $5, Studio 34, 4522 Baltimore Ave., 215-387-3434, studio34yoga.com.
by Deni Kasrel
It's young emerging artists who are trying to establish their own aesthetic ... working outside the box."
Through May, free with regular admission of $10, UPenn Museum of Archaeology and Anthropology, 3260 South St., 215-898-4001, penn.museum.
by John Vettese
The photos were shot by preteens from those very neighborhoods. Considering the strength of the work we saw coming from a single session, we're excited to see what the best of The Goodlands' entire run looks like.
 
 
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