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Civility NowThe Coffee Party wants to be the sober antidote to bellicose Tea Partiers.
by Holly OtterbeinIt's a half-hour into the inaugural meeting of the Philadelphia Coffee
Party, on March 13, and the 20 attendees have reached an impasse: They
can't decide what to write on their protest sign.
I'm So Flyered Up Right NowTo be read aloud.
by Patrick RapaI'm so Flyered up that it's all I can think about. I consume only orange foods: carrots, yams, blocks of cheddar cheese.

A Million StoriesAll the news we care to print.
by Jeffrey C. Billman, Josh Middleton and Holly OtterbeinFrom February 2008 to February 2009, the Pennsylvania State Police issued 750 disorderly conduct citations for the use of profane language or gestures. At least one of these involved a woman cussing at her toilet. Who hasn't done that?
Shot CallersWe shouldn't be the pawns of anybody's lobby.
by Isaiah ThompsonI know who you didn't vote for on Tuesday: Big Bag, Big Beverage, Big Tobacco. So why are they calling the shots around here?
Terms Of EstrangementBrian Tierney leaves with $300,000.
by Ralph CiprianoThe $300,000 amounts to a final payday for Tierney, who had been engaging in brass-knuckle bargaining
with the new owners, a group of senior lenders that won control of the papers
at an April 28 auction for $139 million.
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