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Civility Now
The Coffee Party wants to be the sober antidote to bellicose Tea Partiers.
by Holly Otterbein
It's a half-hour into the inaugural meeting of the Philadelphia Coffee Party, on March 13, and the 20 attendees have reached an impasse: They can't decide what to write on their protest sign.

Sports:
I'm So Flyered Up Right Now
To be read aloud.
by Patrick Rapa
I'm so Flyered up that it's all I can think about. I consume only orange foods: carrots, yams, blocks of cheddar cheese.

A Million Stories
All the news we care to print.
by Jeffrey C. Billman, Josh Middleton and Holly Otterbein
From February 2008 to February 2009, the Pennsylvania State Police issued 750 disorderly conduct citations for the use of profane language or gestures. At least one of these involved a woman cussing at her toilet. Who hasn't done that?

Man Overboard!:
Shot Callers
We shouldn't be the pawns of anybody's lobby.
by Isaiah Thompson
I know who you didn't vote for on Tuesday: Big Bag, Big Beverage, Big Tobacco. So why are they calling the shots around here?

Terms Of Estrangement
Brian Tierney leaves with $300,000.
by Ralph Cipriano
The $300,000 amounts to a final payday for Tierney, who had been engaging in brass-knuckle bargaining with the new owners, a group of senior lenders that won control of the papers at an April 28 auction for $139 million.

The Bell Curve
City Paper's Quality-o-Life-o-Meter
When news breaks in Philadelphia, we make jokes.

 
 
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